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Cheeses Christ

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

The Age of Reptiles. . .

The Main Types of Cheese

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The Joshua Tree

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

The hummingbird's hum.

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'