Curious Curd Curator Pillows

The Main Types of Cheese

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

$1: Family Secrets

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

My first mistake.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"I'll take it."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Life drawing class.

Private View.

The institute.

'Care to form a splinter group?'

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

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"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

On the Ice.

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."