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"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"He's my school project for science class."

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'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"Whither NATO?"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Trump at NATO Summit

Nerd night at the club.

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

It appears that the victim was a nerd

Cave Clowns.