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"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"He's my school project for science class."

Education Guidance

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"Whither NATO?"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

Nerd night at the club.

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

Trump at NATO Summit

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

It appears that the victim was a nerd

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

'Welcome to the herd buddy! I just need to check your passport, there will be some obligatory jostling and squealing then we can carry on eating grass...'