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Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

My other cello is a Stradivari

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Jack London

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."