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'Grey Poupon, Grey Poupon, Grey Poupon!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Garden.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

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'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

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"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Diet Sugar House.

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

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'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

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Clown's Grocery List.

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

'Have you ever made love on a mushroom?'

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."