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Donald Gullivers travels

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Jonathan Swift

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

The successful rubbernecker...

On holiday...

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

There's a fork in the road.

Pirate and parrot using ATM.

'Got any road movies?'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

"In America, the streets are paved with gold. And everything else is stuffed with cheese and bacon."

Crossing the Road

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

Bad Medieval first dates.

'Sell my island!'

Three kings riding a red nosed reindeer

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

"Sure, we're attaining enlightenment, but we're not building EQUITY."

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

'Humans eh?'

Carpool karaoke

New Electronic Warning Device for Pedestrians!

Bluff Creek

Mysterious stranger wonders who he, himself, is.

"This is the patient that collapsed on the London Eye - It took ages for him to come round."

'Tell me more about these little people that are out to get you.'