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Donald Gullivers travels

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Jonathan Swift

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

The successful rubbernecker...

On holiday...

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

There's a fork in the road.

Crossing the Road

"In America, the streets are paved with gold. And everything else is stuffed with cheese and bacon."

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'Got any road movies?'

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Bad Medieval first dates.

'Sell my island!'

Three kings riding a red nosed reindeer

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

"Sure, we're attaining enlightenment, but we're not building EQUITY."

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

'Humans eh?'

Carpool karaoke

New Electronic Warning Device for Pedestrians!

Mysterious stranger wonders who he, himself, is.

"This is the patient that collapsed on the London Eye - It took ages for him to come round."

Bluff Creek

'Tell me more about these little people that are out to get you.'

Heavy Plant Crossing.

'Immigration controls... sorry about all the red tape.'