Gulliver's Adventures Pillows

'Tell me more about these little people that are out to get you.'

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Jonathan Swift

Children playing in a library

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

A girl holds a dripping wet lead

All you can eat buffet!

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

Once he caught his limit, Harry couldn't imagine how his day off work could possibly have got any better.

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

Clinic for those with one leg - Wipe your foot.

"Yes, Ma'am, we've found him – brown suit, grey eyes, and answers to the name of Mervin."

Synchronised swimmers 'walking the plank' of pirate ship.

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

The old woman who lived in a shoe's Motorhome.

'I have a feeling I'm going to tie into something big this time.'

'Immigration controls... sorry about all the red tape.'

-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!

Brown Water Rafting.

Young Humpty

It's not your day.

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Donald Gullivers travels