Chronicler Of Adventures Pillows

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Fish or Cut Bait

"Shred the plank."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Tunnel of Love.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

Australasia.

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

Heart of America or Bypass

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

Motor Homes and Reading Material

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

'Doctor Livingston, I presume.'

'Misery only loves company if the company does't know any specifics.'

'Those who can do; those who can't, chronicle.'

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

"C'mon, you said you wanted to spice it up."

Jean de Joinville

'I'm sorry, but I just think our lifelong friendship was built on being next to each other alphabetically, and now that I've married, well...'

'I took a bottle cap to the groin during the Cola Wars.'