Chronicler Of Adventures Pillows

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Shred the plank."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Australasia.

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

Heart of America or Bypass

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

Motor Homes and Reading Material

'Misery only loves company if the company does't know any specifics.'

'Doctor Livingston, I presume.'

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

'Those who can do; those who can't, chronicle.'

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Jean de Joinville

"C'mon, you said you wanted to spice it up."

'I'm sorry, but I just think our lifelong friendship was built on being next to each other alphabetically, and now that I've married, well...'

'I took a bottle cap to the groin during the Cola Wars.'