Travel Mystery Fan Gifts

'Sell my island!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

He looks so natural lying there...

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Airport

Can I have a look at the map?

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'He's been shot!'

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Yonder

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

The first Da Vinci Code. Dude, where there's a sock on the doorknob, it means I've got a model in here!

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

The Reaper family on Holidays

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"