Mystery Thriller Fan Gifts

'I can feel it, Henderson - someone out there is up to no good.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Redlaw and the Phantom

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mobsters at the Beach

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Crime in bookshop

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

A spy

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

Stand and Deliver

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

Taking to the sky...

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Can you keep a secret?'

Crime Writer's Society.

Murderous Chef

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Diary of a DNA Cop