Romantic Thriller Fan Gifts

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Romance

Redlaw and the Phantom

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Murderous Chef

'Can you keep a secret?'

"It's not what you think."

Modern Charm

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

Masked Admirer

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'

'He's nouveau. She's riche.'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Psychiatrist catches patient's hallucination.

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

"Do you care for the soldier type?"

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

Alfred Hitchcock

Wikileaks panic

Nearly Fatal Attraction

Lucia di Lammermoor

Did you know that Solange Knowles married a guy who's 22 years older than her? So what? That's not unusual. When I was a young lass, much older gentlemen courted me all the time. Albert was 40 years older than I was. Winston was 45 years my senior. W.E.B. was half a century older than I was. You should've seen the time they all ran into each other at my house. Albert scrawled E=MC2 on Winston's forehead with the last of W.E.B.'s mustache wax.

"I'll kiss him after the flies are under control."

'Darling,there's a man here who claims that you're having an affair with his wife...I'm sending him in now.'

Aeneas