Romantic Thriller Fan Mugs

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Romance

Redlaw and the Phantom

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Can you keep a secret?'

"It's not what you think."

Murderous Chef

Modern Charm

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

Masked Admirer

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Psychiatrist catches patient's hallucination.

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

'He's nouveau. She's riche.'

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

Nearly Fatal Attraction

Alfred Hitchcock

"Do you care for the soldier type?"

'It's a hi-tech romantic thriller...she e-mails him, he e-mails her, they meet, she gets nabbed for online solicitation of a minor.'

Aeneas

'Darling,there's a man here who claims that you're having an affair with his wife...I'm sending him in now.'

"I'll kiss him after the flies are under control."

Lucia di Lammermoor