Romantic Novel Fan Mugs

'He's nouveau. She's riche.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Bront?saurus.'

"Call me Ishmael."

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

Moby Dick.

"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Moby the Private Dick.

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

WB Yeats.

'I've always preferred the company of fictional men, to the ones that I meet in real life.'

'We've decided to try to re-kindle our romance novels.'

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

Alexander Pushkin

Maid

'I told them that refusing to read Dickens is like refusing to do algebra. Now they refuse to do algebra.'

'Edna always wore rubber gloves while reading romance novels.'

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

'I need your honest opinion...does my butt look big enough in this?'

'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '

'All I know is that she met him off Nantucket.'