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'I can feel it, Henderson - someone out there is up to no good.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mobsters at the Beach

Redlaw and the Phantom

Crime in bookshop

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

Stand and Deliver

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

A spy

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

'Can you keep a secret?'

Taking to the sky...

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Crime Writer's Society.

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

Murderous Chef

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."