Murder Mystery Fan Gifts

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

'Don't look at me. I thought you locked it.'

"The butler did it...the butley did it...I'm sick and tired of your stereotypical accusations!"

Violinist Murdered with his Bow

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'It's the way he would have wanted it. . . killed by Colonel Mustard with the lead piping in the library.'

Hold still, I'm inventing golf and murder

'There's no great trick to it.'

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"I'm afraid the shark got your arms and legs. It's probably not a good time, but your brother's here. He needs a kidney."

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