Mystery Movie Fan Gifts

Criminal Teenager.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

Sylvester Stallone

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

I want to be a lawn!

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'He's been shot!'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"It was me who did it!"

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Vanity Publishing.