Little Match Girl Fans Gifts

Cakes Calore - girls outside selling matches and candles.

"You had me at alternative milk."

Lovers

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'I've always been partial to the Goo Goo Dolls.'

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

His And Her T-shirts

A typical Newcastle fan.

Gym Kids

Couple in Green

Gilmore Slugs

I love badminton.

Undefeated, baby! Perfect record. 10 and 0! Won again? Another blowout victory for the House of Java Internet Caf

There's a factory up here making something exported to earth? Yeah, people down there want a match made in heaven!

Football fan's painted face turns completely red at the sight of a big breasted woman.

Footballers chasing a ball.

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

Oh, that's definitely out!

Ballskeeper

'It's hard for him to do much work around the house. He only has half-times available.'

'I've got a moth who's very keen to meet a light bulb.'

Cricket

Matching Outfits

Happy Birthday 3

'I don't always take Brian's side.. I've got a mind of my own you know!'

'And she needs to be a complete bitch.'

Never say you don't have a girlfriend.

'Well, that's Match of the Day over, now you can tell me the score.'