Mean Girls Fan Gifts

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Bowled over again!

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Wotan with eye patch

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Jumping cheerleaders

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Zombie pet tricks.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Halloween Selfie

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Cupid misses his shot.

Baby on Board

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."