Lost Rasputin: He is a cat that really is gone.
Boney M Fan Gifts
Looking for a gift for a Boney M fan? Whether they’re nostalgic for the disco days or love showing off their favorite band, our collection features lively and humorous items that celebrate the legendary group. From vibrant mugs to playful t-shirts and artistic prints, find the perfect way to keep the groove alive and share the love for this iconic band. Surprise a music enthusiast or jazz up your own decor with unique Boney M-themed gifts that light up any room or collection.
Bowled over again!
Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.
The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan
Bumble Bee
Bees SOS
"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."
'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'
'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'
'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'
'I get that reaction a lot.'
Geezer.
Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning
Sea Horse outside saloon
Predator and prey at the bookstore.
Goldfish funeral
'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'
Ziggy Wombat
What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s
Why The Ball Is Jumping Out
'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'
ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!
One Man Band
'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'
'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'
Dirty Grazing.
Still life on Mars.
"Take me to David Bowie."
"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."
The last Easter
"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"
"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."
Air's kinda chilly. Bet it's warmer tomorrow. The evolution of procrastinators.
'Are these carrots organically grown?'
Dancing
Boney M Fan Gifts Collection
Boney M Fan Mugs
Explore our selection of Boney M mugs and bring iconic disco grooves to your morning routine—quirky, colorful, and full of fun!
Boney M Fan Pillows
Snuggle up with our Boney M-inspired pillows—adding a musical, retro touch to your lounging space that fans will love.
Boney M Fan Prints
Make a bold statement in your home with our colorful Boney M prints, celebrating the band’s legendary hits with vibrant artwork.
Boney M Fan T-Shirts
Check out our Boney M t-shirts to wear your groove on your sleeve. Perfect for dance parties or casual days that need a bit of 70s flair.