Boney M Fan Mugs

Lost Rasputin: He is a cat that really is gone.

Bowled over again!

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Bumble Bee

Bees SOS

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Geezer.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sea Horse outside saloon

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Goldfish funeral

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Ziggy Wombat

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

One Man Band

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Dirty Grazing.

Still life on Mars.

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

The last Easter

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."

Air's kinda chilly. Bet it's warmer tomorrow. The evolution of procrastinators.

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

Dancing