Bowie Fan Gifts

"Take me to David Bowie."

Still life on Mars.

Ziggy Wombat

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

David Bowie

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

David Bowie

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

The Drone Ranger

David Bowie

Cowboy Trump

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

Sublime

"Take me to David Bowie."

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

'Stop complaining about the dust. You knew I was a Pixie when you married me.'

Pixie

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

The self-isolating Ranger

Tucker Carlson and the Case of the Missing Bowties.

"Apparently in the nursery rhyme 'Hey diddle diddle' the cow that jumped over the moon was actually a bison/cow hybrid."

Things get ugly down at the saloon

Major Tom

"You know Slim, I don't like the odds."

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

"We're having a game of FootPool."

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.