Bowie Aficionado Gifts

"Take me to David Bowie."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Dance.

Tunnel of TV

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I know your mother."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

I see he's still "working" from home.

The Red Baron meets his match.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'Did you want me, boss?'