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David Bowie RIP

"Take me to David Bowie."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Dance.

Tunnel of TV

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

I think the cat wants to go out.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

David Bowie

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

I see he's still "working" from home.

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

The Red Baron meets his match.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"I know your mother."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'