Bowtie Enthusiast Gifts

I think the cat wants to go out.

Polar bear bowling alley

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Tie-Land.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Friendly Tie

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Future History Museums

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '