Bowtie Enthusiast Gifts

I think the cat wants to go out.

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Tie-Land.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Friendly Tie

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."