Bowtie Collector Gifts

Bowtie Butterfly...

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The one that got away

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Cat Tie

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"1-1"

Award Winning Gardener

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Win - win

Dad Trophies

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

I think the cat wants to go out.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

First Prize!

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."