Tie Collectors Gifts

"I'll have a Mai Tie."

Hey, I think you've got my tie!

"I see you're wearing a Cambridge tie. What did you do there?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Cat Tie

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"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"1-1"

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Tie Rolls

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Operation Father's Day

Friendly Tie