Tie Collectors Gifts

"I'll have a Mai Tie."

Hey, I think you've got my tie!

"I see you're wearing a Cambridge tie. What did you do there?"

'Teenagers!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Cat Tie

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"1-1"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Tie Rolls

A Meeting of Great Ties.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Operation Father's Day

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Friendly Tie

Tie-Land.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'