Collecting Ties Gifts

'Oh great...another new tie.'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

"Whose tie?"

'You'll never lose this tie mom and I got for you this Father's Day because it glows in the dark!'

"Maybe you should go home and get some rest. That's the third time today you'e notarized your tie."

"1-1"

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Pssst. Designer drugs...hallucinogenics...would go great with your tie."

'I got it for Father's Day.'

'Pushing the boat out a bit today, aren't you, guv'nor?'

Robin Day.

'Throw it out? It's worth more! That's $27 worth of wine spilled onto a $12 tie.'

'I'm afraid your power tie has made you sterile.'

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

'The great thing about polka dots is that one more dot won't hurt.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Cricket widow's revenge

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"We can't lose. I got Dad's lucky tie out of his closet."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

Cat Tie

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Packaging Russian Dolls

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'