Bowtie Collector Pillows

Bowtie Butterfly...

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The one that got away

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Cat Tie

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"1-1"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Win - win

Dad Trophies

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

First Prize!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"