Tie Collector Pillows

"Just the one old school tie would have done"

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"We have a dress code here, only directors are allowed to wear bow ties"

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

Men escaping an office with a rope of ties.

'You can afford to lash out on a new tie, yet you grudge me a simple new fashion outfit!'

'Good God, Gerald. No one wears a tie to a party.'

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

"You wished to see me, JB?"

'Try and guess my wife's favorite hobby!' (man in office wearing a huge knit tie).

'She merely helped me pick out a tie. She was not 'choosing my leash'!'

'Did you want the one with the salsa stain or the pudding stain?'

"Damn...wrong shoal!..."

'Nice tie, Dalymple! I want to you to order ones for all my yes men!'

The drinks were expensive, but at least the nuts were complimentary.

'Good grief-it's Doris'

'I warned him not to wear that power tie!'

"Collateral? How about I teach you what ties to avoid?"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'As a CEO, you've got to be on your best behaviour. That means to wear a different tie every day. Which one do you want for today - the one with the ketchup or the one with the ink spot?'

'Pushing the boat out a bit today, aren't you, guv'nor?'

Convict Ties

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

'This is my power tie, this one is my good luck tie and my boss gave this one.'

'I got it for Father's Day.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'I hope you don't mind, but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail.'

"Bob has a record of every wine he's tried, too -- it's his tie."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'I want one loud enough to keep him awake.'

"Don't say a word—my daughter gave me this tie."

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

Do you have something that doesn't scream 'tie'?"

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."