Power Tie Collector Pillows

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Cat Tie

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Tie Rolls

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'You shouldn't have.'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

The Boss.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Tie-Land.

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Operation Father's Day

Friendly Tie

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."