Bow Tie Aficionados Gifts

Butterfly Collectors Annual Ball.

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'How about this for the masked ball?'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Tie-Land.

Future History Museums

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Friendly Tie

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

Gigolo Diary

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'