Bow Tie Aficionados Gifts

Butterfly Collectors Annual Ball.

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

I think the cat wants to go out.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Tie-Land.

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Friendly Tie

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Gigolo Diary

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."