"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
Bow Tie Wearer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your bow tie enthusiast? Our collection features clever and charming products that capture the stylish and creative spirit of those who love to accessorize with a classic touch. Whether for a dapper friend or a fashion-forward family member, these gifts are designed to showcase their unique style with a fun twist.
Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers
Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.
'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'
"Honey, I think that's too many bows."
'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'
I think the cat wants to go out.
'You don't want the job, do you?'
Occupational Hazards.
'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'
Gigolo Diary
The day after Father's Day.
"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."
Butterfly Bow-tie.
"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."
'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'
'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'
"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"
'Actually it was quite simple once I solved the cold fusion problem.'
'Does the tie make me look too formal?'
Why concealed carry is not an issue for archery.
"How do I look? Is my bow tie straight? Am I having a good time yet?"
'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'
Tucker Carlson and the Case of the Missing Bowties.
'I've decided to kick it old school this season!'
"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."
Tips For Efficient Living: #1
"It is a new thing I've come up with! I think it makes me look important!"
I'm sorry, counselor, the best I can do is declare this witness hostile. I can't declare him "infuriating, with a stupid bow tie," though I'd like to.
'I think probably the topper, Clive.'
'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'
'Confound it, Osgood -- Where's your necktie?'
'Financially, he's in better shape than he looks.'
Perils of a violin player.
"Yes, we are fishing, but we're also going to talk business, so get rid of that stupid hat!"
Bow Tie Wearer Gifts Collection
Bow Tie Wearer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the creative and classy world of bow tie wearers—perfect for daily inspiration and a dash of humor.
Bow Tie Wearer Pillows
Find pillows that bring a touch of elegance and personality to any space, inspired by the charm of bow tie fashion.
Bow Tie Wearer Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the creative flair of bow tie wearers—ideal for adding character to your home or office.
Bow Tie Wearer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the stylish spirit of bow tie lovers—fun, fashionable, and sure to turn heads.