Bow Tie Aficionado Gifts

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"How do I look? Is my bow tie straight? Am I having a good time yet?"

Gigolo Diary

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

I think the cat wants to go out.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Tie-Land.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Friendly Tie

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Future History Museums

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."