Bow Tie Enthusiast Gifts

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

'Financially, he's in better shape than he looks.'

'Bow ties are a bit like honesty, Stogg. Self-indulgent, and therefore best left at home when banking.'

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Tie-Land.

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Friendly Tie

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

The first birthday gift.

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Gigolo Diary

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'