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Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

I'm sorry, counselor, the best I can do is declare this witness hostile. I can't declare him "infuriating, with a stupid bow tie," though I'd like to.

'Financially, he's in better shape than he looks.'

'Bow ties are a bit like honesty, Stogg. Self-indulgent, and therefore best left at home when banking.'

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Tie Rolls

A Meeting of Great Ties.

I think the cat wants to go out.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

Future History Museums

Friendly Tie

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Tie-Land.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

Robin Day.