Bowtie Fanatic T-Shirts

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Tie Rolls

I think the cat wants to go out.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

Tie-Land.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Crazy.

Wilfried Zaha

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Friendly Tie