Bowtie Fanatic Mugs

Tucker Carlson and the Case of the Missing Bowties.

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

I think the cat wants to go out.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Future History Museums

'How about this for the masked ball?'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Wilfried Zaha

Fan-Centric Stadium

Tie-Land.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Football Crazy.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'