Bow Tie Lover Mugs

'You don't want the job, do you?'

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"1-1"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

I think the cat wants to go out.

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'How about this for the masked ball?'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Pin-atas

Tie-Land.

The first birthday gift.

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

Gigolo Diary

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

In, Out

"Twist tie."

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."