Bowie Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

David Bowie

David Bowie

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

I think the cat wants to go out.

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

David Bowie

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Ziggy Wombat

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"Take me to David Bowie."

Still life on Mars.

"Take me to David Bowie."

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

I Love Baldies.

'He's my personal trainer.'

Tucker Carlson and the Case of the Missing Bowties.

Mine and Countermine

Bungee Emergency Clean Up.

Major Tom

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'

Wheelies Gang.

Person of the Decade

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

"Take me to David Bowie."

Carolina María Marín Martín caricature 2

God's dog

Dog wants to be walked.

David Bowie RIP