Bowie Admirer T-Shirts

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

David Bowie

Hillary Clinton

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Nelson Mandela

Ziggy Wombat

David Bowie

David Bowie

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Martin Luther King Jr.

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

"Take me to David Bowie."

Still life on Mars.

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"You have to admire their ingenuity at least -- They're burying their apple cores."

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

The Friendly Antipodes

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

Major Tom

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

Jazz Cans

'Bedlington Terriers look like lambs...

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'