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The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Snow is falling...

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Holy Mackerel

'He thinks he's a big shot because he's genetically engineered.'