Wookiee Admirer Gifts

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Easter Island Shades...

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"It makes me want to pee."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

The Lemmings of Montauk

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Snow is falling...

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Holy Mackerel