Whippet Admirer Gifts

A Skinny Dog With Santa Hat And Red Nose

The Fourth Little Pig

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'I love rock festivals!'

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Living with a cataholic.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Wolfman riding in the Car

Flat Cap and whippet

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

"It's time to name the new warrior, any suggestions?"

Romulus and Remus

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"The question isn't 'werewolf' but 'whywolf'?"

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

Sport Darwinism

"Frankly, the idea of "Mating for Life" is quite daunting to somebody like me who has a fear of commitment..."

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

"I don't know this one."

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

Axel, as long as you're going to the kitchen, would you get me a beer? I'm sorry, Lance, but the comic strip code forbids teen wolverines from handling beer

Wolf in bed.

A wolf in Shep's clothing.

It's a letter from Romulus and Remus thanking me for feeding them...Now, isn't that sweet...

Mouse trimming carpet with lawnmower.

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'