Wellington Admirer Gifts

Duke of Wellington

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Lion v Kiwi.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Pizza London Eye

Leaning on a Lamp post

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

The Friendly Antipodes

The Gherkin, Central London

Private Willis

Brexit

Hoping to convince the university that he is worthy of a wrestling scholarship, Nick pins the director of admissions in 13 seconds.

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

I'd rather be skating in Kew

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

A Skinny Dog With Santa Hat And Red Nose

Warehousing, St Catherine's Docks

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

"Eighties. What a sad decade to get stuck in!"

"That proves it. You're not a flying squirrel."

Optical Illusion

Hyde Park

Stilt man feeding storks

'Has your Sergeant gone yet?'

'London Bridge? I thought it had fallen down?'

"Gimme a WhisKee."