Whippet Admirer Pillows

A Skinny Dog With Santa Hat And Red Nose

The Fourth Little Pig

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'I love rock festivals!'

Living with a cataholic.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Wolfman riding in the Car

Flat Cap and whippet

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

"It's time to name the new warrior, any suggestions?"

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

Romulus and Remus

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"The question isn't 'werewolf' but 'whywolf'?"

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"Frankly, the idea of "Mating for Life" is quite daunting to somebody like me who has a fear of commitment..."

"I don't know this one."

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

Sport Darwinism

Wolf in bed.

'Sorry, I'm colour-blind: Is she wearing a Red Riding-Hood?'

It's a letter from Romulus and Remus thanking me for feeding them...Now, isn't that sweet...

A wolf in Shep's clothing.

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'