Bovine Admirer Pillows

Ahhh, it's great to let off steam now and again!

Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?

Wordilly Durdillies - A Douglas herd.

A Bull is getting a Tattoo of a Butcher's Beef cutting chart.

'Of course you realise this means war!'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

A cattle baron.

'I'm stuffed. Guess my eyes were bigger than my stomachs.'

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"He was a very good boy."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Slinky Cow World

"They’re real."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Pull the udder one

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Kamikaze Colour

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Flea Philosophy.