Cattle Admirer Pillows

'She was one special cow!'

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

'I like Cattle.'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"They’re real."

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Venus cow trap.

Pull the udder one

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A Tumble Cow

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'