Cattle Lover Pillows

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

Bull arrives home to find his dinner's in his wife's second stomach

"I gotta say...Not a fan of the Angus."

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

'Get 'em all dehorned already, Doc?

'Blossom, you're not chewing your cud.'

'If cows are sacred in India, why not worldwide? I'm starting up a petition...'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"It's amazing what you can buy online."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Tumble Cow

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'