Cow Lover Pillows

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

'Look, the herd instinct has gotten us this far - why do we need parliamentary procedure now?

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'I think that magnet you put in her stomach might have been just a little too strong.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Freshest ice cream in town!

Weight conscious cow

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Happy birthday to you!

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

Fresh milk - Self service

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

I see Daisy has employed her 'cloaking device'!

Farmer Christmas.

Sir Cowalot.

'Getting these old cows gastric bypass surgery cost too much money Marge.We're gonna lose the farm for sure now!'

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

'This isn't the best start to a finance meeting...'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"I don't get the feeling that we're really committed to this stampede.

"Grass...grass...and grass!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

Where Dances Go

A cow plays a prank on another cow.

Cowboy Slippers

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Enough with the jokes."

'Cow, look there, they move!!!'

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'Your cows called, say they won't be home tonight.'